The Only Person You Can Truly Rely On Is You. What A Fucking Nightmare Soy Candle

The only person you can truly rely on is you. What a fucking nightmare.

Scent: Autumn Glow 

From the viral instagram account and best selling book, Disappointing Affirmations, Unfollow Your Dreams. Best selling author Dave Tarnowski delights us by hilariously countering the culture of toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay! 

Licensed merchandise by Dave Tarnowski 

Size: 10oz soy blend wax

Engraved Bamboo Lid - Gift Box included - Hand poured in Wilton Manors FL.

Brand Values: Eco-friendly, Handmade, LGBTQ+ Owned

Brand: Calm Down Caren

We are an LGBTQ owned company based in Wilton Manors, South Florida. Our production studio cranks out trending and custom gifts on demand that will fly off your store shelves. We are happy to work with you on any custom projects you feel would do well in your store. We design, print and create everything in our shop amongst 5 employees.