I'd Throw Myself Into A Woodchipper Just To Be Your Toilet Paper Card

4-bar folded card printed on 100% recycled chipboard

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Brand: Blue Barnhouse 

Blue Barnhouse has been manufacturing handmade letterpress goods since 2002 and debuted their greeting card line in 2006. BBH is home to the original T.Hanks card and is best known for their dark humor, wit, and ennuendos.