I Love You Even Though Sometimes When You Fart In Bed I Fear That I Might Actually Die Of Methane Poisoning Card

Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed. 

Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning” 

Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper

Folded card measures 4.25″ x 5.5″ and comes with a coordinating envelope

Made in the US

Brand Values: Woman-Owned, Not Found on Amazon 

Brand: And Here We Are 

And Here We Are is letterpress stationery and gift brand founded in 2012 by Meghan Hopkins Sokorai. We are known for our irreverent illustrations, offbeat jokes and eclectic use of color; and we are proudly woman owned and operated.